Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”
This is what the internet is for.
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
hannibal lecter could write, produce, and star in a broadway musical announcing the fact that he’s a cannibal and jack crawford would give it 3 out of 5 stars because it was too unbelieveable a storyline
alternatively - a 5 out of 5 stars for creating such a satirical masterpiece
THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.