there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros please do not give up hope
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
W H A T
WAIT W H A T
WHAT WHAT WHAT
MY LIFE IS A LIE
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
Through the Looking Glass
Saw this, decided to read it because reasons.
"I just can’t believe I did it.
My best friend Julie told me about Craigslist hookups.
I thought she was a bit dirty for sleeping with random people.
But I had just gotten so lonely lately that I had no option.
I was in my bathroom getting ready when I heard a door open.
Before I could turn to see who had entered my flat without asking, I heard his voice;
"What’s up, madam, it’s Critikal."
I was shocked, but in all honestly a little turned on by his deep, slightly monotonous voice.
"H-hi there," I said, shaking a bit.
He’d already entered my bathroom, so I guess we were past the point of pleasantries.
"Wh-what would you like to do?"
"Today I’m gonna be playing with your titties, let’s do this shit."
"Oh… Well I gu-"
"Oh my goodness. This is the titty of perfection, I cannot believe my eyes. I have found it. The perfect titty. It’s right here in my hand."
What did he just say? I had perfect titties? I couldn’t believe this.
This hooded man was just feeling my boobs. Nothing else.
After twenty minutes, he leaned in for a kiss.
“Finally,” I thought to myself.
We kissed deeply for a few seconds, after which he said “okay, I’m done playing this.”
"Wh- Excuse me?" I stuttered.
"Remember to rate the kiss, comment the kiss, and subscribe if you wanna get kisses similar to this one. See ya."
"Wait, whe-" He was gone.
Just like that, he disappeared into blackness.”
how did cr1tikal get into my pokemon corruption
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…